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gay8:

blowjob so good suck his soul out his penis

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unirainbowllamacorn:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ITS HERE AGAIN

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sextnoise:

ahhahahahahah
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pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

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tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
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missmowz:

ATTENTION ALL FEMALES!!!

IF ANOTHER GIRL SAYS TO YOU “LET’S BE FRIENDS” DON’T LISTEN! IT’S A TRICK!

“LET’S BE FRIENDS” IS A CAREFULLY CODED SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE! OBSERVE:

LET’S BE FRIENDS

LESBEFRENDS

LESBEENS

LESBIANS

OMG

WATCH OUT THEY JUST WANT TO SWAY YOU OFF THE PATH OF GOD!!!

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